What is your favorite pick-up line(s)? Be creative. This is just something to get us started I am not sure how to make it so 'you guys' can publish so please fill me in.
OK no, this one comes straight from a guy that we overheard in Peru. So, we were waiting in this lounge to do a "family meeting" and all the sudden we see this dude go up to this lady (who he obviously didn't know) and he says:
"So, your jacket is looking pretty official."
Maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was a great pickup line.
Claire Wilken
ReplyDelete-Mount me if I'm wrong, but do I know you?
-Pick a number between one and ten...(guess a number)...you're wrong, take your clothes off.
Hahaha that last one's really funny...
ReplyDeleteDo you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
A LITTLE STINKY: Hey, somebody farted... let's get out of here.
ReplyDeleteBEST ONE EVER: What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
I JUST LAUGHED IN SYMPATHY: I have only three months to live...
readl
Nice work team!
ReplyDeleteApples, I want to hear the one about the sweater! Maybe at our next family meeting. Or you could just post it here :)
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ReplyDeleteKodie i did not delete your post i do not know what happened. please post it again
ReplyDeleteOK no, this one comes straight from a guy that we overheard in Peru. So, we were waiting in this lounge to do a "family meeting" and all the sudden we see this dude go up to this lady (who he obviously didn't know) and he says:
ReplyDelete"So, your jacket is looking pretty official."
Maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was a great pickup line.